We’re big fans of Jay Cutler. Who isn’t? He’s a gun-slinger with a cannon for an arm and a penchant for foods with a low glycemic index.

Enough has been said about Cutler in the media to lead us to believe one thing: Jay Cutler is a fucking bro.  He’s rich, bangs hot chicks, and doesn’t give a shit about what anyone else thinks of him or his performance.

He doesn’t give a shit so hard, in fact, that he doesn’t have much to say to the press. As fans, we’d like to see him more outspoken, so we created this blog of things we imagine or would like to imagine him saying. Have ideas of your own?

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