“On the one hand, people are saying I should have waited until Christmas so I didn’t have to buy her anything else. On the other hand, those people are fucking morons. Of course I took the ring back when I dumped her the first time. It’s called re-gifting.”
“I’d fuck Kim if I was drunk, I’d fuck Kourtney and maybe take her to breakfast the next morning, and I’d recommend the fat one for our practice squad.”
“I broke it off in Philip Rivers’ ass. Whatever, a bet’s a bet.”
We setup a page, but honestly only to tie in with the “+1” button on the site. We’ll use it once wordpress lets us publish directly to it. Until then, +1 us.
“Hate to break it to you fags, but Google+ is just Facebook with cock rings.”
“Where am I sitting? The fucking dressing room, brotimes.”
” ‘Dear Jay, what’s the circumference of your nutsack? Can it fit in Caleb Hanie’s mouth?’ I know it’s going to be something gay like that, I can just tell. And the answer is ‘yes’, if I grease it up first.”