Ask Jay

Steve wants to know:

What happened between you and Kristin? And on a similar note how did it feel getting sacked 52 times last season?

Jay’s response:

“Well Steve, that’s an excellent fucking question, or should I say pair of excellent fucking questions. Pretty sure the link says “Ask Jay a Question”, not “Play 20 questions with Jay”. Anyway, in response to your first question, what the fuck do you think happened? She hit her expiration date, just like all slutskies do. Much like Bud Light, they’re best within 90 days of their born-on date. Or something like that.

Regarding the second question, it felt exactly how you’d imagine it would feel to have a bunch of huge black dudes pounding you all at once. Ask your mom, she can probably explain better.”

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