Ask Jay

James wants to know:

Dear Jay,

What’s with the fucking hat?

Jay’s response:

“I don’t know, James. What’s with your lack of a fucking multimillion dollar contract to play a professional sport? I’m like the god damned messiah in Chicago and I can wear whatever the hell I want during practice. Besides, I had just gotten back from chilling with some bros on Lake Michigan and I was still a little sun burnt.”

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