Jay Cutler on not being engaged anymore

“Yeah, so when K Cav suggested we get engaged, I thought it just meant that if I bought her some stupid, expensive ring, she couldn’t bang any other bros and I could keep on doing what I was doing. Apparently, that’s not at all what she meant, not even fucking close. So yeah, I had to end that shit. People need to get off my nuts about it. They act like it was some kind of life-changing decision or something.”


New posts coming soon, with reader questions

” Yeah, sorry I’ve been as good about posting in the offseason as Ben Roethlisberger has about not cheating on his ‘wife’. My bad.”